Wednesday, December 28, 2011
Movie Review: Final Destination 5
Director: Steven Quale
Year: 2011
Genre: Thriller
Notable Cast: Nicholas D'Agosto, Emma Bell, Miles Fisher
Netflix Link: Final Destination 5
Quote to Note: Sweetie, its not fat. They're called tits.
Tuesday, December 27, 2011
Movie Review: A Good Old Fashioned Orgy
Director: Alex Gregory, Peter Huyck
Year: 2011
Genre: Comedy
Notable Cast: Jason Sudeikis, Tyler Labine, Leslie Bibb
Netflix Link: A Good Old Fashioned Orgy
Quote to Note: What the fuck are you doing with a rope on your cock at my wedding?
Year: 2011
Genre: Comedy
Notable Cast: Jason Sudeikis, Tyler Labine, Leslie Bibb
Netflix Link: A Good Old Fashioned Orgy
Quote to Note: What the fuck are you doing with a rope on your cock at my wedding?
Friday, December 23, 2011
Movie Review: Warrior
Director: Gavin O'Connor
Year: 2011
Genre: Action/Drama
Notable Cast: Nick Nolte
Netflix Link: Warrior
Quote to Note: Must be tough to find a girl who could take a punch nowadays
Year: 2011
Genre: Action/Drama
Notable Cast: Nick Nolte
Netflix Link: Warrior
Quote to Note: Must be tough to find a girl who could take a punch nowadays
Thursday, December 22, 2011
Movie Review: The Inbetweeners Movie
Director: Ben Palmer
Year: 2011
Genre: Comedy
Notable Cast: 4 British kids
Netflix Link: Find it illegally
Quote to Note: So smelling like an industrial accident in a Lynx factory, and looking like the worlds shittest boy band, we hit the town.
Year: 2011
Genre: Comedy
Notable Cast: 4 British kids
Netflix Link: Find it illegally
Quote to Note: So smelling like an industrial accident in a Lynx factory, and looking like the worlds shittest boy band, we hit the town.
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Movie Review: Hanna
Director: Joe Wright
Year: 2011
Genre: Thriller
Notable Cast: Saorise Ronan, Eric Bana
Netflix Link: Hanna
Quote to Note: Kissing requires a total of 34 facial muscles, and 112 postural muscles. The most important muscle involved is the orbicularis oris muscle, because it is used to pucker the lips.
Year: 2011
Genre: Thriller
Notable Cast: Saorise Ronan, Eric Bana
Netflix Link: Hanna
Quote to Note: Kissing requires a total of 34 facial muscles, and 112 postural muscles. The most important muscle involved is the orbicularis oris muscle, because it is used to pucker the lips.
Movie Review: American Psycho
Director: Mary Harron
Year: 2000
Genre: Comedy/Thriller
Notable Cast: Christian Bale, Jared Leto
Netflix Link: American Psycho
Quote to Note: I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace, since I'm positive we won't have a decent table. But we do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave.
Review: It is clear throughout this movie that the smartest and most desirable person in it is Paul Allen (Jared Leto). After Allen gets murdered to the delightful tunes of Huey Lewis and the News, we find out through Bateman (Christian Bale), that he was hanging out at the yacht club. Yes, the yacht club and the only form of boat seen or mentioned. Where the fuck was that scene in this amazingly ironic movie that is essentially about face moisturizer and business cards. I want to leave you with one of the greatest scenes in a movie ever. If you don't think its funny, go fuck yourself, and don't do it while listening to Sussudio, I love that song.
Score:
(10 Nolte Heads out of 10)
Year: 2000
Genre: Comedy/Thriller
Notable Cast: Christian Bale, Jared Leto
Netflix Link: American Psycho
Quote to Note: I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace, since I'm positive we won't have a decent table. But we do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave.
Review: It is clear throughout this movie that the smartest and most desirable person in it is Paul Allen (Jared Leto). After Allen gets murdered to the delightful tunes of Huey Lewis and the News, we find out through Bateman (Christian Bale), that he was hanging out at the yacht club. Yes, the yacht club and the only form of boat seen or mentioned. Where the fuck was that scene in this amazingly ironic movie that is essentially about face moisturizer and business cards. I want to leave you with one of the greatest scenes in a movie ever. If you don't think its funny, go fuck yourself, and don't do it while listening to Sussudio, I love that song.
Score:
(10 Nolte Heads out of 10)
Monday, December 12, 2011
Movie Review: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Director: Rupert Wyatt
Year: 2011
Genre: Sci-Fi/Thriller
Notable Cast: James Franco, Freida Pinto, John Lithgow
Netflix Link: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Quote to Note: Caesar is home
Review: Does Hollywood like wasting tons of money? They could have saved a shit load of dollar bills by taking a camera to downtown Detroit, sat there for a few days and BAM, fucking movie. Sure, the apes in it wouldn't have been as smart, but it would have been cost effective. They may have even seen a boat or two with the great lakes around as well.
Year: 2011
Genre: Sci-Fi/Thriller
Notable Cast: James Franco, Freida Pinto, John Lithgow
Netflix Link: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Quote to Note: Caesar is home
Review: Does Hollywood like wasting tons of money? They could have saved a shit load of dollar bills by taking a camera to downtown Detroit, sat there for a few days and BAM, fucking movie. Sure, the apes in it wouldn't have been as smart, but it would have been cost effective. They may have even seen a boat or two with the great lakes around as well.
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