Wednesday, December 28, 2011
Movie Review: Final Destination 5
Director: Steven Quale
Year: 2011
Genre: Thriller
Notable Cast: Nicholas D'Agosto, Emma Bell, Miles Fisher
Netflix Link: Final Destination 5
Quote to Note: Sweetie, its not fat. They're called tits.
Review: I know, I know. Another fuckin Final Destination movie. Good thing here, I THINK its the last one. Now, I say that with each one, but this time I believe I'm about 48% confident. Wait, let me drop that 38%, because the one before this was called The Final Destination. Apparently it wasn't. No need to go into any detail here, as everyone knows what its about. The recipe for these deathcapades movies are as well known and common as the recipe for grilled cheese. Killer bonus we get here in #5 is that a chick gets impaled on the mast of a sail boat. I got a chub when I saw it happen. Quite possibly winning the award for best use of a boat in a movie in 2011.
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