Movie Review: Kill the Irishman

Kill the Irishman

Director: Jonathan Hensleigh
Year: 2011
Genre: Crime
Notable Cast:  Ray Stevenson, Christopher Walken, Val Kilmer 
Netflix Link:   Kill the Irishman
Quote to Note:  Hi, I'm going to whack you

Review:  This is a true story based on a mobster in Cleveland during the 70's.  Yea, Cleveland.  Now it turns out that in Cleveland the mob absolutely loved to use car bombs and other regular bombs to kill people.  It's apparent that they spent more time making bombs and shit in Cleveland than worrying about making any sort of money, because, well, the mobster scene in Cleveland sucks clean shaven balls.  Also if these dickheads were worried about staying alive, they would have ridden a fucking bike.  I will bet you 1 million pesos that if you placed a bomb on my bike, I'D FUCKING FIND IT.  But i guess bikes weren't convenient or they were possibly slightly uncool, like sweatpants are now.


The boats were very prevalent in this lovely mobster flick.  Freighters all over and also I saw a sailboat.  Like I didn't get enough sailboats in my last movie review.  HAHA, you can't get enough boats in movies.  I am glad there isn't such a thing as a boat bomb in the mobster world, that would have made me tell the movie to fuck off or to go walk in traffic.


Oh, not done yet.  Val Kilmer will be the next commercial boy for Nutrisystem.

Score:
(8 Nolte Heads out of 10)