Movie Review: Salt

Salt

Director: Phillip Noyce
Year: 2010
Genre: Action / Mystery
Notable Cast: Angelina Jolie, Liev Schreiber, Chiwetel Ejiofor
Netflix Link: Salt
Quote to Note: "Why'd you kill him?" "Because somebody had to."

Review: I can't wait for the African American version of this film, obviously called "Pepper". I feel they need to avoid discrimination by giving all races a female spy film. They did it with the black Bourne Identity film "Traitor" starring Don Cheadle, so why not this film? Come to think of it, how fucking amazing would it be to have a black version of "Amistad"? There would obviously be boats, and there would be colored people whipping honkies so they would row faster. Pure genius!

On the subject of boats, there was an entire scene that took place on a barge. Also featured on said watercraft was a stereotypical scene of lots of Russians drinking Vodka. I applaud the filmmakers use of stereotyping to highlight how silly Russians are.

Score:
(7 Nolte Heads out of 10)