Movie Review: Attack the Block

Attack the Block

Director: Joe Cornish
Year: 2011
Genre: Comedy / Horror
Notable Cast: John Boyega, Jodie Whittaker, Alex Esmail, Nick Frost
Netflix Link: Attack the Block
Quote to Note: It smells like a shit did a shit.

Review: Ever wonder what would happen if aliens invaded your neighborhood? Do you think you would fight the feral beasts, or just cower in your home? What if you were in a teenage gang? Do you think you would just sit back and let the aliens mate and destroy everything you care for? What if some of your friends were mauled by these aliens? Do you find it annoying that I keep asking you questions instead of giving you a real review? Do you think that there was a boat in this film?

There wasn't.

Score:
(8 Nolte Heads out of 10)