Movie Review: Winter's Bone

Winter's Bone

Director: Debra Granik
Year: 2010
Genre: Drama / Thriller
Notable Cast: Jennifer Lawrence, John Hawkes, Garret Dillahunt, Sherryl Lee
Netflix Link: Winter's Bone
Quote to Note: I said shut up once already with my mouth!

Review: Let me tell you how disappointed I was to find out this wasn't a porn of Old Man Winter fucking chicks till they froze to death. With a name like Winter's Bone and all. But what the hell, how bad could it be? There's a boat on the cover.

Also, I was glad to see a dog taking a piss, theres definitely not enough movies with that in it. Someone should start a movie review site that lets us know if a four-legged creature relieves itself. I'd call it Feral Urination Reviews or FUR. That would be great.

3:47 - Yellow Labrador Retriever squatting

Multiple boats at the horse stables. Apparently boating and horse riding aren't only for the rich and famous because these people are fucking dirt poor.

1:22:08 - they are getting in a rowboat

 
And then something I wasn't expecting. Boats and chainsaws. It was marvelous.

Score:
(9 Nolte Heads out of 10)