Movie Review: Made of Honor

Made of Honor
Director: Paul Weiland
Year: 2008
Genre: RomCom
Notable Cast: Patrick Dempsey, Michelle Monaghan, Sydney Pollack
Netflix Link: Made of Honor
Quote to Note: Perfect timing, I just finished working on his balls.
Quote to Note 2: 3 a week, with a bi-monthly BJ.





Review: Let me set the stage for the plot of this film: a guy is the made of honor in a wedding. That may be the most thought provikng and in-depth concept in the history of Holllywood. How can this movie not be Oscar worthy? You know the rest of the story. In fact, you've seen this movie countless times already. Man-of-the-minute from a shitty TV show gets to be in a shitty movie.

Can you believe that there are two cast members from Grey's Anatomy in this movie? If you've never experienced the colonoscopy that is Grey's Anatomy you're lucky. For those of you that have witnessed Grey's Anatomy in all it's glory you know what to expect. A frontal lobotomy delivered via Patrick Dempsey's pelvis. Remember GA Fans, this is the same half-wit who was in Can't Buy Me Love.

Fortunately, there were boats in this movie. 13 to be exact. I can't tell if some of the boats were the same boats just in different scenes, but 13 rowboats is quality representation of the most important part of film-making.

FUCK!!! I just lost every shred of dignity that I had left. Don't get confused by the fact that there are a few decent quotes in this movie, it truly is worse than a raging fit of steatorrhea. In fact, I would like to quote this film again. "All of the semen in my testicles just dried up".

I need to go watch something for men immediately.

Score:
(1 Swayze Head out of 10)