Director: Kevin Heffernan
Year: 2009
Genre: Comedy
Notable Cast: Jay Chandrasekhar, Michael Clarke Duncan, Will Forte
Netflix Link: The Slammin' Salmon
Quote to Note: You know what ten grand feels like in your pocket? It feels like a third cock.
Review: How disappointed was I to find out this movie wasn't a porn? On top of that revelation it's just not that funny. The two funniest parts of the movie were given away in the red band trailer, and the rest of it just screams straight-to-video. Meatdrapes aside, you can pretty much skip the rest of the film. If I were given the choice of re-watching this film, or slam the salmon... ...I'd fuck the fish.
It's a shame really. Broken Lizard have been great up to this point, but they get no love in the theater and therefore make no money for the studios. So instead of Super Troopers or Beerfest, we get shit like Date Night for our theater comedy viewing. And they are stuck with making low budgets shit heaps like this.
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