Movie Review: Greenberg

Greenberg

Director: Noah Baumbach
Year: 2010
Genre: Drama / Comedy
Notable Cast: Ben Stiller, Rhys Ifans, Greta Gerwig
Netflix Link: Greenberg
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Review: I'm not really sure what to say about this film. I didn't like it, but I didn't dislike it either. The cast is great, but the story is non-existent like a midget's erection. The tale begins, meanders, and ends more abruptly than a teenager's first sexual encounter. And just like a premature ejaculation the movie leaves you feeling shameful, embarrassed, and dirty. If there were a boat in this film it may have earned another half-Nolte, but it still would have left egg on my face. Literally.

Score:
(5 Nolte Heads out of 10)