Movie Review: Kick-Ass

Kick-Ass

Director: Matthew Vaughn
Year: 2010
Genre: Action
Notable Cast: Nicolas Cage, Chloe Moretz, Aaron Johnson
Netflix Link: Kick-Ass
Quote to Note: Fuck this shit, I'm getting the bazooka!

Review: There is nothing more rewarding than watching a twelve year-old girl brutally murder people. And Nic Cage does a fancy job of raising his daughter to do exactly that, and he is fantastic. All you need to do is have old Nic play a weirdo and your movie is golden. Otherwise you end up with Ghost Rider or National Treasure. Although they do find an ancient boat beneath the snow in National Treasure which makes it worth watching over and over.

But I digress, back to Kick-Ass. The movie features awkward nerds wearing spandex getting the shit kicked out of them. I know, sounds a lot like high school except after you watch this film you still won't get laid.

Score:
(8 Nolte Heads out of 10)