Director: Jean-Baptiste Andrea, Fabrice Canepa
Year: 2003
Genre: Retard Horror
Notable Cast: Ray Wise, Alexandra Holden, Lin Shaye
Netflix Link: Dead End
Quote to Note: But Mom there really is a cheese called dick cheese, the chinese make it.
Review: Did you ever want to feel like that retarded kid in your high school? Watch this movie. The entire premise was butchered by the awesome directing and writing. The dialogue was fuckin retarded. For fuck's sake, a kid rubs one out in the woods. Not even nine playboy playmates having sex on 16 different kinds of nautical crafts could save this wretched pile of shit. Now, I'm off to find some dick cheese.
Score: 
(1 Nolte Heads out of 10)
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