Director: Marcus Nispel
Year: 2009
Genre: Horror
Notable Cast: Jared Padalecki, Danielle Panabaker, Amanda Righetti
Netflix Link: Friday the 13th
Quote to Note: They don't call me the "wood wizard" because I masturbate a lot.
Review: If you intend to grow weed this movie gives you the ultimate solution for protecting your crops. Get your very own Jason Voorhees. Anyone who goes near the pot plants in this movie gets destroyed. Jason is efficient, nasty, and very very retarded.
I feel I need to highlight the amount of boobs that are shown in this film. I think there are 6 boobs in total, but they are on screen a lot, including a boob and boating scene (which incidentally is my favorite type of scene and probably yours too if you are reading this site). The topless chick water-skiing eventually takes a machete to the head thus ending her aquatic fun. But don't fret, this isn't the end of the glorious watercraft scenes. Jason gets really pissed off and he starts throwing canoes. I'm not sure why, but he goes off with an all out fit of down syndrome rage. Did I mention he is retarded?
Score: 
(7.5 Nolte Heads out of 10)
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