Movie Review: I Spit On Your Grave

I Spit On Your Grave
Director: Steven R. Monroe
Year: 2010
Genre: Crime, Thriller
Notable Cast: Sarah Butler, Andrew Howard, Chad Lindberg
Netflix Link: I Spit On Your Grave
Quote to Note:  "Hey speakin' of retards" 

Review: My question to you is have you seen Deliverance?  If you have....this is kind of similar, just replace Burt Reynolds, his mustache, Ned Beatty, and that fuckin gay accountant with a smokin hot chick.  Unfortunately there is not as large of prominence of boats as there are in Deliverance.  Still, we do get to see some real nice fishing boats.  Thus, this is the boat return of 2011 for me.  


Plot goes the way of a writer (Sarah Butler) goes into a desolate area of some southern state to a cabin to write.  Well of course we all know when you enter the backwoods of a southern state, your going to encounter some redneck, family fucking retards.  Thats what has happened.  Well, a couple "squeal like a pigs," or in this movie "winny like a horse" and you have yourself a good flick.  


My one main problem with this movie is the douche that carries around a video camera filming EVERYTHING!  Did this fucking queer just stumble to the nearest town with working internet and discover YouTube?  I enjoyed his death in this film, just wish I knew his YouTube channel.

Score:
(9 Nolte Heads out of 10)