Year: 2011
Genre: Action
Notable Cast: Alex Pettyfer, Timothy Olyphant, Dianna Agron
Netflix Link: I Am Number Four
Quote to Note: Redbull is for pussies
Review: I am number 69. My superpowers would be badass. I would have a giant cock. Wait, check that. I would have two cocks. On command I'd be able to fill empty pools full of semen with one load. Instead of urine I would piss out Sam Adams Seasonal Ale (yes it would change depending on season). Finally I'll have the ability to grow a fucking killer beard.
Boats? Third scene in the movie, small sailing boat, and a couple jet skis. Huge start, letdown after that in the watercraft department.
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