Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Movie Review: The Watcher

Director: Joe Charbanic
Year: 2000
Genre: Thriller
Notable Cast: Keanu Reeves
Netflix Link:  The Watcher
Quote to Note:
 Fuck me running, hes got Campbell, TRACE IT




Review:  Cool Breeze Keanu film number two!  I have to mention this first.  The coast guard comes to save the fucking movie, and to pick up Keanu's charred body.  Last scene in the movie ends with sweet coast guard boat coming not to the rescue of a person, but to the rescue of the movie.  


Now onto the good stuff, Keanu Reeves of course.  This is what I learned about Keanu in this film.

  • He's an intellectual 
  • He's a gentle lover
  • He's a very talented dancer, possible ballroom skills
  • He loves music...namely Rob Zombie
  • He hates New Jersey (as do I)
  • He's a fuckin talented wheel man
  • He has a background in parkour
  • He is also a talented Pyrotechnic

ALTHOUGH, none of this mumbo jumbo should come as a surprise to ANYONE. 



Score:
(6.5 Nolte Heads out of 10)

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