Year: 2007
Genre: Comedy
Notable Cast: Steve Carell, Morgan Freeman
Netflix Link: Evan Almighty
Quote to Note: I love you, I mean, I think we should hang out socially....I have a new ping pong table
Review: Yes, that is what you think it is. A giant fucking BOAT, and I mean GIANT. This movie is terrible, absofuckinglutely terrible. Who gives a shit about that! THE MAN BUILDS A BOAT. The ark built by Evan (Steve Carell) is majestic. The amount of times "boat" is said in this film made my dick hard. To witness a majestic wooden boat built from scratch made Morgan Freeman's dick hard, without viagra.
One lingering question though. No, not about God being black, he was wearing white. Cancels out. It was about 2 of each different kind of animal on the ark. This flood only took out a couple hundred homes. Why the fuck were there jungle cats and shit on the ark. I dunno. Oh well.
I cried when the ark crashed.
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