Monday, August 1, 2011

Movie Review: Your Highness

Director: David Gordon Green
Year: 2011
Genre: Comedy
Notable Cast: Natalie Portman, Kenny Powers, James Franco
Netflix Link: Your Highness
Quote to Note:
If your vagina is anything like my hand, then there will be no problem



Review:   We love boats here don't we?  Well Your Highness had one scene with a boat.  I know, one lousy fucking scene.  Don't feel put back though, it was a wallpaper-esque scene.  I mean shit you would put as the background on your computer before you headed to Bed Bath and Beyond.  




I am really glad that Natalie Portman and Zooey Deschanel were in this.  I think what was missing though besides a good plot was a lesbian sex scene between the two.  That would have been quite the stimulator.  At least there was a nice shot of Natalie Portman's ass in a thong.  





Score:
(6 Nolte Heads out of 10)

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