Movie Review: Midnight In Paris

Midnight In Paris

Director: Woody Allen
Year: 2011
Genre: Comedy
Notable Cast: Owen Wilson, Rachel McAdams
Netflix Link: Midnight In Paris
Quote to Note: Picasso only thinks women are to sleep with, or to paint







Review: Every movie Owen Wilson and his poorly looked after nose star in, he is ALWAYS trying to fuckin persuade somebody to do something the entire fucking time.  Guess what, good thing this retard is an actor, thats rather bad for us though, because he would make the absolute worst salesmen. 

The movie, he goes to Paris with his too hot of a wife (Rachel McAdams) and at midnight goes back into time to Paris in the 20's and meets famous writers and painters and shit.  One thing that was missing in the dialogue was when he met Ernest Hemingway, being as outspoken as he was, should have really told Gil (Owen) that his nose was extremely unsightly. 


Finally, your in Paris, there's supposed to boats all over the canals.  There weren't.  That hurt my feelings, go fuck yourself Woody Allen. 

Score:
(7 Nolte Heads out of 10)