Tuesday, January 24, 2012
Movie Review: Paranormal Activity 3
Director:Henry Joost, Ariel Schulman
Year: 2011
Genre: Horror
Notable Cast: Chloe Csengery, Jessica Tyler Brown, Christopher Nicholas Smith
Netflix Link: Paranormal Activity 3
Quote to Note: You're never gonna see anyone play bloody mary like I'm about to play bloody mary.
Review: The third installment of the Paranormal Activity trilogy! Finally has cleared up some things for me and has given me closure on the series. What we have here in the early stages of demonism is the Jerry Sandusky of demons. He hangs around little kids way too often. Watches them sleep, even will pull some seriously fucked up feats to ensure that littlest one will marry him. Hey your a fucking demon you retard, go kill people or rip the clothes off the mom. Finally, his name is Toby. Toby, Jerry, such a fun loving innocent white kid name.
For taking place in 1988, these people have a very stout house in terms of electronics. I'm guessing Toby is also a time traveler because he gave them some shit that wasn't around in 1988. Should have gave them a boat you cocksucker.
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