Director: Chris Columbus
Year: 1990
Genre: Comedy
Notable Cast: Macaulay Caulkin, Joe Pesci, Daniel Stern
Netflix Link: Home Alone
Quote to Note: "I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass!"
Review: There are no sea farring vessels in this film. There is only dream of them.
Put yourself into the shoes of the now incarcerated retarded criminals. You find a block in Chicago, where every family goes on vacation for Chris Kringles birthday, then flood their house because youre a complete idiot after you make a sorry attempt to rob them blind. That is the perfect MO to purchase a multitude of boats and live where snow is a dream. In comes the extreme stupidity of a couple of city folk clowns.
I was very very proud of Kevin here. He tortured the shit out of these douchebags. My first thought would to have either attacked them with the saw used to cut down the tree, or hide under the bed in the attic where there should have been a puddle of Fuller's urine, while they took my family's possessions.
Kevin took the high road and made them his little bitches, with the help of a creepy old dude that does this for a living. Supposedly.
Although I really wanted to know what Kevin thought of that microwavable dinner, but we never got that far.
Score: 
(9 Nolte Heads out of 10)
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