Year: 2011
Genre: Drama
Notable Cast: Mel Gibson, Jodie Foster
Netflix Link: The Beaver
Quote to Note: Can your mother stitch?
Review: It absolutely astounds me at how many films get made without involving boats. It's such a peaceful, and artistic piece of "I'm so much better than you" property to have. Although I did think I saw a picture of people on a boat in the painting in the bedroom at one point.
Now Walter (Mel Gibson) goes almost the entire movie with a stuffed beaver on his hand. I know I wouldn't mind having my hand in a beaver for that long. Get it? Well since the main character has been able to pull ass and lay pipe with a stuffed beaver on his hand, I'm going to give this a whirl. I currently have a stuffed penguin on my hand and will do what it takes to see if someone will put out while I'm wearing it. Also the douchey kid from the crappy ass Toyota Highlander commercials is not nearly as annoying in this film as he is in those fucked commercials.
Now Walter (Mel Gibson) goes almost the entire movie with a stuffed beaver on his hand. I know I wouldn't mind having my hand in a beaver for that long. Get it? Well since the main character has been able to pull ass and lay pipe with a stuffed beaver on his hand, I'm going to give this a whirl. I currently have a stuffed penguin on my hand and will do what it takes to see if someone will put out while I'm wearing it. Also the douchey kid from the crappy ass Toyota Highlander commercials is not nearly as annoying in this film as he is in those fucked commercials.
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