Movie Review: Hobo with a Shotgun

Hobo with a Shotgun

Director: Jason Eisner
Year: 2011
Genre: Grindhouse / Comedy / Romance
Notable Cast: Rutger Hauer, Pasha Ebrahimi, Robb Wells
Netflix Link: Hobo with a Shotgun
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Review: This movie is really offensive. Not only do the villains blowtorch a school bus full of children while laughing, rip people's heads of with barbed wire nooses, and have naked women play pinata with a homeless person, but the filmmakers also had the nerve to put a ripped in half boat in the first few minutes of the film.

Of course as you all know hobos ride in boxcars, so that is where our movie begins. This old fucking bum rides into town on a train and wants to buy a lawnmower. For some strange reason he knows a lot about bears and likes to talk about them. He gets fed up with all the shenanigans and buys a shotgun instead of a lawnmower. You may ask where he got the $50 for a shotgun right? He got paid to break a bottle over his head and then chew on the glass. And you thought I was going to say he was turning tricks. Unfortunately not.

Anyway, he sets out to kill everyone with his shotgun and then demons show up. Not cool demons either. Shitty demons. He and the prostitute he is going to start a lawn mowing business with defeat the worst demons this side of hell and then he gets shot by the police. Then the townsfolk shoot the police. And then the director shits in your face.

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As always, beware the hobos. Especially when they have a shotgun.

Score:
(6 Nolte Heads out of 10)