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Sunday, May 29, 2011

Movie Review: Hall Pass

Hall Pass

Director: Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly
Year: 2011
Genre: Comedy
Notable Cast:  Owen Wilson, Jason Sudeikis, Pam Halpert
Netflix Link:  Hall Pass
Quote to Note:
  Last night I fake chowed a DJ's mom



Review:   Do you like movies with more flaccid cock than tits?  Count it.


There is a picture of a dude with a boat.  That's all the boats.



Score:
(3.5 Nolte Heads out of 10)

Friday, April 8, 2011

Movie Review: Blooded

Blooded
Director: Edward Boese
Year: 2011
Genre: Thriller
Notable Cast: Nick Ashdon, Neil McDermott, Oliver Boot
Netflix Link: No Netflix as of yet
Quote to Note:  Mull, stag season, does a bear shit in the woods?



Review: Where am I going to go if I ever feel the need to hunt living people??  Mull, Scotland of course!  There you can go hunting humans, record the whole thing on video, leak it, AND get away with it all!  Well fuck, why wouldn't I go there to hunt people.  If I hate you, and you wake up in your underwear in a cold, wet, windy treeless area.  Look out bitch, because I'm hunting your ass. 


Boats? You say?  The first clip of the movie has a scene on some water with a sailboat....that seems to be being chased down by a huge ass freighter.  Go freighter!  fucking take out the people on that lowly little sailboat.
 


Score:
(7 Nolte Heads out of 10)