Movie Review: Hall Pass

Hall Pass

Director: Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly
Year: 2011
Genre: Comedy
Notable Cast:  Owen Wilson, Jason Sudeikis, Pam Halpert
Netflix Link:  Hall Pass
Quote to Note:  Last night I fake chowed a DJ's mom

Review:   Do you like movies with more flaccid cock than tits?  Count it.


There is a picture of a dude with a boat.  That's all the boats.

Score:
(3.5 Nolte Heads out of 10)

Movie Review: Observe and Report

Observe and Report

Director: Jody Hill
Year: 2009
Genre: Comedy
Notable Cast: Seth Rogen, Anna Faris, Flaccid Cock, and Ray Liotta
Netflix Link: Observe and Report
Quote to Note: My dick is brown, you dumb mother fucker!

Review: If you like flaccid cock in your films, then this movie is for you. If you don't, then this film may still be for you. Either way, this film is filled with flaccid cock.

Score:
(7 Nolte Heads out of 10)