Year: 1999
Genre: Horror
Notable People: Heather Williams, Michael Williams, Josh Leonard
Netflix Link: The Blair Witch Project
Quote to Note: Lets not call him 'the captain' you illiterate tv people, it's 'the skipper'
Review: The "movie" that took over the year of 1999. To think three kids went out into the woods without a fishing boat (fucking retards) to try and find a witch. Now I put "movie" into quotes because this was real, yup. Some person later found the footage of the Blair Witch in the woods, I'm going to say it was a wandering fisherman with a boat. Boats let you survive, fact. He then submitted it to Hollywood and this became a "movie". Now you might say, "BUT THERES A SEQUEL" no shit, asshole. Hollywood loved this so much they made a sequel to it. This one is still real. These three kids are dead. Dont believe the milk carton saying they are "missing" they're dead.
Closing statement: Why would anyone 'cast' that ugly ass bitch as the lead? Real.
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