Movie Review: ThanksKilling

ThanksKilling

Director: Jordan Downey
Year: 2009
Genre: Motherfucking Horror
Notable Cast: Wanda Lust, Natasha Cordova
Netflix Link: ThanksKilling
Quote to Note: I'm ready to see this cock burn. And by cock I mean a dick, not like the animal.

Review: Things I learned from this film:

1. It's only 66 minutes long.
2. Gobble Gobble Motherfucker! is the best movie poster tag line ever. EVER.
3. The first on screen image is a tit.
4. Urine reincarnates dead turkeys.
5. There are no boats in turkey terror.

Score:
(3 Nolte Heads out of 10)