Movie Review: The Hangover

The Hangover

Director: Todd Phillips
Year: 2009
Genre: Comedy
Notable Cast: Bradley Cooper, Zach Galifianakis, Mike Tyson, Heather Graham, Ed Helms
Netflix Link: The Hangover
Quote to Note: He's jackin' his little weenus!

Review: Vegas. 4 men set off for the time of their life. Apparently the time of their life includes: concussions, pantsless men, Mike Tyson, tiger dry humping, a baby, roofies, strippers, larceny, Asian penis, kidnapping, tasers, sunburn, cursing, a crowbar, ruh-tard, a rooster, vomit, a tooth, Holocaust rings, a mattress, and a satchel. Is it a good idea to consider replacing your friend with a person of a different race who has the same name? Did Caesar actually live here? Just remember, Whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.... ....except herpes, that shit will come back with you.

UPDATE: Not a single boat in this film, not even a floatation device.

Score:
(8.5 Swayze Heads out of 10)