Director: Frank Darabont
Year: 2007
Genre: Horror / Sci-Fi
Notable Cast: Thomas Jane, Marcia Gay Harden, Chris Owen
Netflix Link: The Mist
Quote to Note: The day I need a friend like you, I will just squat and shit one out.
Review: Movie Timeline:
1 minute: Awesome, a John Carpenter's The Thing movie poster.
5 minutes: Racist neigbors. Could be fun. Also, there's a boathouse.
10 minutes: If you're stuck in a mist, never attempt to get into an El Camino.
15 minutes: Tentacles and the fucking Sherminator!
16 minutes: I can honestly say that nothing scary or interesting will happen in this film.
17 minutes: CGI has ruined movies.
60 minutes: Stephen King should be banned from writing and movie making.
120 minutes: Holy shit! Something amazing just happened, unfortunately it was the end of the film.
This would be 1 Swayze out of 10, but I gave it an extra head just for the last scene. This was truly a piece of shit.
Score:
(2 Swayze Heads out of 10)
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