Review: Even though the producers gave this movie the “Full Turteltaub” treatment, it couldn’t make up for the horrible plot, worse acting and embarrassing hair of Nicolas Cage. A more appropriate title would have been “National Treasure: Book of Feces”. The plot bounces senselessly from one unsolvable puzzle to the next while a desperately-trying-to-act-intelligent Nicolas Cage miraculously works out what to do next. A note to the hair and makeup folks: if you’re going to give a guy a wig, don’t give him a male pattern baldness wig. Spend the extra 40 bucks and give the poor guy something that doesn’t make him look like Abe Vigoda. This earns one Swayze Head (SH) for Diane Kruger and her hilarious attempts to do an American accent and one SH because there’s a boat…I think it’s a Boston Whaler with a center console.
Nicolas Cage is worse than AIDS.
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