Movie Review: A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)

A Nightmare On Elm Street


Director: Samuel Bayer
Year: 2010
Genre: Horror, Thriller
Notable Cast: Jackie Earle Haley, Kyle Gallner, Rooney Mara
Netflix Link: A Nightmare On Elm Street
Quote to Note: "How's this for a wet dream"

Review: So I'm watching this and I don't specifically remember the first Nightmare On Elm Street, but I'm almost 100% positive that it is much much better than this one.  What does this one have over the first one?  A better quality of film, because its newer.  Also has more attractive women.  


The movie is supposed to be a horror movie.  Though I'm pretty sure I can fall asleep without the thought of a burnt, claw handed pedophile coming after me in my sleep.  Though if that did happen, it would be a more entertaining dream to have than my usual dreams that include Danny Glover and bar mitzvahs.  Clowns are scarier than this movie.   


A more important question though.  Was this movie entertaining? Sure it was entertaining, but it definitely was a big downer compared to the 1984 movie.  Also since it had a big part in the movie.  I'm going to start using it as well over Google.  Check out Gigablast.com, its a green search engine.  Its fast and will make you dumb because you wont be able to find shit on the internet because it sucks balls, hairy ones.  The lack of boats in the movies I have watched recently is starting to piss me off.  

Score:
(6 Nolte Heads out of 10)