Movie Review: Undead

Undead

Director: The Spierig Brothers
Year: 2003
Genre: Horror
Notable Cast: Felicity Mason, Mungo McKay, Dirk Hunter, I'm not making this shit up
Netflix Link: Undead
Quote to Note: I'll fuckin' finish you off faster than a fuckin' birthday cake at a fat chick's fuckin' birthday party!

Review: 5 minutes and 50 seconds in to the movie we have an assortment of boats. A few sailboats, a schooner, and some assholes that can't seem to start their boat. It's Z-Day and they've brought the gore to a small fishing village in Australia. The brutality, arterial spray, and humor rank this movie in a category with Evil Dead and Dead Alive, but it has it's differences as well. Namely, aliens. Apparently extraterrestrial life cares about us since they send a number of spaceships to heal this village of the zombie infection. If only they would heal all derelicts stricken with HIV so hookers could be in play again. But I digress, and the movie boils down to these points of interest:

• A lot of people die
• A lot of people live
• Aliens are comfortable with their genitalia
• A fat man's ass isn't as hideous as some women
• Zombie fish get punched
• Rinse (literally) and repeat
• The writers of this film must've had about three different scripts (none of which made sense) so they decided to make one big movie

Score:
(5 Nolte Heads out of 10)