Movie Review: The Social Network

The Social Network

Director: David Fincher
Year: 2010
Genre: Drama
Notable Cast: Jesse Eisenberg, Rooney Mara, Justin Timberlake
Netflix Link: The Social Network
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Review: A glorious return of fantastical watercraft! We have been slacking with regards to boat content in films, but no longer. There are a ton of fucking boats in this film! Rob Lowe Oxford Blues style boats. Apparently, if you go to Harvard or Oxford, you are a rich douchebag who loves to fucking row boats. There is a slow motion scene of boat rowing, a fake boat where they practice rowing, and even a fucking regatta. There are so many boats I couldn't even fucking focus. It was glorious.

Extra points for Fincher's Fight Club easter egg. Tyler Durden appears in this movie...

Score:
(9 Nolte Heads out of 10)