Movie Review: Paranormal Activity

Paranormal Activity

Director: Oren Peli
Year: 2007
Genre: Horror
Notable Cast: Katie Featherston, Micah Sloat, Oral-B
Netflix Link: Paranormal Activity
Quote to Note: I feel it. I feel it breathing on me.

Review: If you are a dentist you will fucking love this movie. The girl, Katie, brushes her teeth at least a dozen times in this film. But never once does she floss, so I believe it may be a demon dentist that is menacing her because she refuses to floss. If she would've taken the time to floss or even use a water-pik her and her boyfriend would still be alive.

As for boats, they do not appear in this movie. If they did they would've been fucking awesome though.

Score:
(8 Nolte Heads out of 10)